Smokin Weed

I fucked this girl in Talahassee, 
  Doggie style so i named her Lassie. 
  Came on her, florida state clothes, 
  Filled up all her semen holes. 
  Fucked this girl from purdue, 
  Came in her hair, fucked up her doo. 
  She was cryin, like tammy faye baker, 
  Her pussy got hotter than a boiler maker. 
  Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge, 
  Fucked up Christmas like Mr.  Scrooge. 
  Dropped her off at LSU 
  Smoked all her weed, drank all her brew. 
  Fucked George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas, 
  Rode that ass just like a Lexus. 
  Fucked her again in ft.  worth 
  Stuck my dick in her pussy and I started to surf. 

  (CHORUS) 
  Colt 45, Afroman, 
  Tryin to get all the pussy that I can. 
  To the cross country in my Afro van, 
  SMOKIN WEED 

  2X 

  I priced this hooker in Ohio 
  I said, Bitch, you too high Ho. 
  I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti, 
  Fucked her in the back of my 83 Caddy 
  Broker as hell smokin Newport singles, 
  Came in her ass and said "Fuck the Bengals" 

  (afroman rant) 

  SMOKIN WEED! 

  Smokin weed, State-to-State 
  Beer and munchies got me gaining weight. 
  Missionary style in chilla coffee 
  Little mamma said, "would you please get off me" 
  Beatutiful girl, Iowa City, 
  Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat titty. 
  She sucked my dick, while she held my thighs, 
  I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes". 
  My dick went BOING in Des Moines, 
  Going going go-Buckaw! 

  SMOKIN WEED! 

  (CHORUS 2x) 

  Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma, 
  Buffalo, Puff-alo, 
  Fort Smith, Fort Spliff 
  Smokin weed 
  Starkville, Sparks-ville 
  Huntsville, Blunts-ville 
  Mississippi, Missi-hippie 
  Alabama, Ala-grama 
  Hattysburg, Hattys-herb 
  Burmingham, Burning-ham 
  Smokin weed 
  North Dakota, North De Quota 
  South Dakota, South De Quota 
  I ran out of rhymes, but i'm... 
  SMOKIN WEED 

  (CHORUS 2x)