She Don't Use Jelly

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She'll make you breakfast
She'll make you toastShe don't use butter, she don't use cheese
She don't use jelly or any of these
She uses Vaseline, VaselineI know a guy who goes to shows
An' when he's at home
And he blows his noseHe don't use tissues or his sleeve
He don't use napkins or any of these
He uses magazines, magazinesAnd I know this girl who reminds me of Cher
She's always changing
The color of her hairBut she don't use nothing
That ya buy at the store
She likes her hair to be real orange
She uses tangerines
(Tangerines)Tangerines
(Tangerines)
Tangerines
(Tangerines)