The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks

There was beer all over the dance floor 

and the band was playin' rhythm and blues 

You got down and did the gator, and half 

an hour later, you were barfin' all over your 

Girlfriend's shoes. 

But the Greeks don't want no freaks. 

The Greeks don't want no freaks 

Just put a little smile on them rosy 

cheeks, 

'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks. 

(GATOR!!) 

She was the pride and the passion of Dixie 

She did exactly what her daddy had planned. 

She was perfect little sister until somebody missed 

her and they found her in the bushes with 

the boys in the band 

But the Greeks don't want no freaks 

The Greeks don't want no freaks 

So put a great big smile on them rosy cheeks, 

'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks 

No, the Greeks don't want no freaks 

Said, the Greeks don't want no freaks 

Just put that monster smile on them rosy cheeks 

'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks 

No, the Greeks don't want no freaks, 

Ahh...