Meetings With Remarkable Men

I had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ.
He said, "two words about inanity: fundamental christianity."
The food was very nice.
But then He had to go and die for my sins and stick my ass with the check."Show me a hero and il write you a tragedy,"
(Go near an open window and thatl be the end of me).I bowed before the avatar.
He said, "the problem clear to me: you never got over morrissey."
I said "well, right you are!"
"It so much harder to be underfed than under-understood," he said.I went to see KIP WINGER!
He said, "In my day we knew how to party; bands today, con, not hardly."
He had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo).