The Shot

[phones ringing, babies crying]

[white guy:] Hi how ya doin' ?

[nurse:] Doctor's office, could you hold please? Yes sir can I help you?

[white guy:] Yes I have a four o'clock appointment, I'm here to get my shot.

[nurse:] Okay, come right with me.

[white guy:] This isn't gonna take too long is it?

[nurse:] Here we are, here have a seat right here.

[white guy:] Oh great, thanks, thanks.

[nurse:] The doctor will be right with you, and can I get you anything?

[white guy:] Uhh maybe a glass of water would be great.

[nurse:] Okay great.

[door shuts]

[white guy:] Damn, what is taking so long?

[door creaks open, funky music in the backround]

[doctor Ice Cube:] Yo wussup?

[white guy:] Hi how ya doin' ?

[doctor Ice Cube:] Alright, let's see what we got here uhh, Mr. White huh?

[white guy:] Yes sir that's me.

[doctor Ice Cube:] heh, I heard you don't like shots do ya?

[white guy:] No I sure don't.

[doctor Ice Cube:] Aww you're a big boy uhh this won't hurt a bit,

jus' uhh turn your head...

[white guy:] Let's get this over with.

[doctor Ice Cube:] yeah uhh, rub a little alcohol on there, right here,

for you, and uhh brace yourself!

[click]

[BANG!]