Tent In Your Pants

The tent so big, the tent so big
The tent so big, the tent so bigI see something in your pants that can't be real
Don't hold back, baby, tell me what's the deal
I gotta move in closer and cop a feel
Oh my, you got something with mass appealThe tent so big in your pants, baby
The tent so big in your pantsIf there's a housing crisis in the anymore
Need a place to go, you gotta open the door
Wanna save the night, pull up a floor
Wanna feel alright, party galoreYou got a tent gig going in France, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, baby
The kids need something romance, baby
Come on, let's take a chanceThe tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, babyThe tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, babyI'm invite assuring you, Connie and Dean
Girls and boys everywhere wanna make the scene
There's a pole in the middle and it's made out of wood
We should all dance around it, we would if we couldStop the pole dancing, sliding up and down
Get to romancing, down, down to the ground
Stop the pole dancing, sliding up and down
Get to romancing, down, down to the groundThe tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, babyThe tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, babyYou lick the pole when it's cold and your tongue'll stick
So keep the party pumpin' and thumpin' and shit
Rubbin' the club, legs in between
Lovin' the scrub, keepin' it cleanWe're gonna wash that pole
We're gonna wash that pole
We're gonna wash that pole
Scrub that pole, wash that poleThe tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, babyThe tent's so big in your pants, baby
I'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
Gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
An immense gig up in your pants, babyHurts so good I got a soregasm
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
Hurts so good I got a soregasmHurts so good I got a soregasm
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
Hurts so good I got a soregasm
Hurts so good