Leavin' Made Easy

You oughta write a book called leavin made easy*
Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin made easy
You gave me all the standard reasons The required tears
Grabbed your coat Picked up your suitcase And simply disappeared
And just as easily as you made me fall
You took this lovin heart and nailed it to the wall
You oughta write a book called leavin made easy Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin made easy
I still hear those tires squealin As you made your run
You took the hardest part of leavin and made it look like fun
And like a harlequin romance I thought Hey wed love on and on
But you just wrote me off I guess I read you wrong
You oughta write a book called leavin made easy Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin made easy
If you really wanna break a heart just read leavin made easy