Chocolate Salty Balls

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter, melted, stick it all in a bowl
Baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour you'll be in heaven soonSay everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouthOh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins
And good for you, so suck on my ballsPour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanillaGrease up the cookie sheet
'Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to threefifty
And give that spoon a lickSay everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouthOh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
And high in fiber, so suck on my ballsHey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
It smells like somethings burning
Well, that don't bother me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen
'Cause I got a sneak suspicionOh man, baby, baby, you just burnt my balls
My balls are on fire, come on
My balls are burning, gimme some water
Pour some water on 'em, o goodness
Blow on them, do somethingSay everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
(They're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouthOh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
(Put 'em out, blow on 'em)
Suck on my balls babySuck on my balls, baby
Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls
Woo, woo, suck on my balls
(Blow, blow, blow)