Glamour Profession

6:05
Outside the stadium
Special delivery 
For Hoops McCann
Brut and charisma 
Poured from the shadow where he stood
Looking good 
He's a crowd pleasing man
One on one 
He's schoolyard superman
Crashing the backboard 
He's Jungle Jim again
When it's all over 
We'll make some calls from my car
We're a star
It's a glamour profession
The L.A. concession
Local boys will spend a quarter 
Just to shine the silver bowl
Living hard will take its toll

Illegal fun
Under the sun

All aboard 
The Carib Cannibal
Off to Barbados 
Just for the ride
Jack with his radar 
Stalking the dread moray eel
At the wheel 
With his Eurasian bride
On the town 
We dress for action
Celluloid bikers 
Is Friday's theme
I drove the Chrysler
Watched from the darkness while they danced
I'm the one

It's a glamour profession
The L.A. concession
Local boys will spend a quarter 
Just to shine the silver bowl
Living hard will take its toll

Illegal fun
Under the sun

Hollywood
I know your middle name
Who inspires your fabled fools
That's my claim to fame

Jive Miguel 
He's in from Bogota
Meet me at midnight 
At Mr. Chow's
Szechuan dumplings 
After the deal has been done
I'm the one

It's a glamour profession
The L.A. concession
Local boys will spend a quarter 
Just to shine the silver bowl
Living hard will take its toll

Illegal fun
Under the sun