Bald

It would appear that male pattern
Baldness has set in
His hair, at an alarming pace
Running away from his faceHe's losing his virility
And now his masculinity
Has been compromised
And his libido down-sizedNot for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understandBald, slap headed and hairless
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald, well, tonight, thank God
It's him instead of meFrom what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each follicle
And reverse this diabolicalCondition that's afflicted he
For years and has cruelly
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pateNot for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understandBald, slap headed and hairless
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald, well, tonight, thank God
It's him instead of meSock it to me baby, yeahNot for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understandNot for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understandBald, slap headed and hairless
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald, well, tonight, thank God
It's him instead of me, thank GodBald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well, tonight, thank God
It's him instead of meHow?