Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain

I guess it's somethin' in my brain
I need whiskey to ease the pain
But it's early in the mornin'
And I'm feelin' bad againBut if you ever loved me
You'll go easy on me now
Fix me up a cup of coffee
And in a while I'll come aroundI think I spent the dog-food money
But he'll love me just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brainIt's a shame when morning hurts
I've seen bad and I've seen worse
It's the nature of my bein'
I took some money from your purseAnd that French man loves to part
And I know he's not to blame
But the way you're lookin' at me baby
I just can't help but feel the shameI think I spent the dog-food money
But he'll love me just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brainIf you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain