Going On Holiday

I've never ever been to Black Pool beach

in a giant peach

My arms don't reach



I've never ever got a taxi cab when the fare's not bad

and it's driven me mad

Ohhh



I've never ever seen a fired punk

or an interesting drunk

who's drunk all he can sunk



I've never ever ate a healthy meal

cause there so is a deal

to convenient to be



I've never ever been to Morgan Bay for a holiday

I'll go when I'm old and grey



I hardly ever leave the end of my road

I never answer my phone 

I push before the dial tone



I scream at television more than I can

I'm an armchair man

I call myself a fan



I need to get me some of that fresh egg

'fore I lose my head

and I start complaining it's unfair



Look around you look around me

Look around you look around me



Look around you look around me

Look around you look around me



Look around you look around me

Look around you look around me



Look around you look around me

Look around you look around me



I've never ever been to Black Pool beach

in a giant peach

My arms don't reach



I've never ever got a taxi cab when the fare's not bad

and it's driven me mad

Ohhh



I've never ever seen a fired punk

or an interesting drunk

who's drunk all he can sunk



I've never ever ate a healthy meal

cause there so is a deal

to convenient to be



Look around you look around me

Look around you look around me



Look around you look around me

Look around you look around me



Look around you look around me

Look around you look around me



Look around you look around me

Look around you look around me



Look around you look around me

Look around you look around me



Look around you look around me

Look around you look around me