Wayne Rooney

You're one of those elephant hunters from Ebbsfleet
Primordial superman
I know the trouble you've gotten in
Leave this trouble half cottoned downIf I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know betterThe pigeon's half alive
The other half's in bed
We'll pray for the pigeon or half at least
And pray he's not half deadIf I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know betterThe bartender looks like George Best
Plenty of them do
Look at the way that George went astray
And has since been misconstruedIf I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know betterGot caught in a sacrilegious embrace
We're entrepreneurs in the field
Till we rolled on the bones and we made them our own
And the road to contention was sealedIf I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better