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Ba-ba-do-do-doWell now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl
Umm-hm-hm-hmNow, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl
Um-hm-hm-hmKnown for meetin' brand new fellas
And takin' other folk's girlWell now, they often call me Speedo
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Umm-hm-hmWell, they often call me Speedo
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Umm-hm-hmWell, I'm known some pretty women
And that's caused them to change their minds
Umm-hm-hmWell now, some may call me, Joe
Some may call me, Moe
Just remember Speedo
He don't never take it slowWell now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl
Umm-hm-hmWell now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl
Umm-hm-hmWell now, some may call me, Moe
Some may call me, Joe
Just remember Speedo
He don't never take it slowWell now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl
Umm-hm-hmWell now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl
Umm-hm-hmAnd now they got to call me Speedo
'Til they call off makin' pretty girls
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